8 simple rules of courtship

1. Jim Bob has to approve of all courtships

2. No dating without a chaperone

3. No chest-on-chest contact. Side hugs only!

4. Holding hands is only allowed if you’re engaged

5. Dad and mom are cc’d on texts

6. Dress (modestly) to impress

7. No alcohol

8. NO kissing (or any other hanky panky)